Monday, September 29, 2008

Someone needs to learn to Thai their shoes...

From http://www.dentonrc.com/

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A customer of a local Thai eatery apparently couldn't wait to place her lunch order when she drove her car into the dining area.
Andaman Thai Restaurant, in the 500 block of South Elm Street, had its first guest Sunday around noon when a compact car smashed through the faux brick and glass storefront, according to a witness.
About a third of the car was in the restaurant, displacing tables and chairs before coming to a stop, the witness said.
The driver told a server at the restaurant that her shoelace had become tangled with the accelerator.
The cost of repairing the damages is unknown, but workers had to turn away customers Sunday as they boarded up the hole.
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I just couldn't resist the pun! For whatever reason me and one of some of my buddies at work have decided that life is more fun if you make bad jokes. I must say that D-rock is by far and away the master of these. A simple mention of Moscow or Russia begets a conversation like the following...

D-Rock: Man, that project is really Putin a lot of pressure on you.

Special K: *sigh*

D-Rock: Why are they Russian so fast to finish the project. It's not like you've been Stalin.

Special K: *sigh*

D-Rock: Man you look tired. Do you need to change the Lenin's on your bed. Seriously, I hear the beef industry is booming over there, Moscow is the capital after all. (Mas Cow...as in many cow's in Spanish).

Eventually he will try and force a Medvedev, Perestroika or Glasnost into the conversation and it falls flat.

Anyways, this is my life at work. Just thought I would share.

Note: The names were changed to protect the innocent...

1 comment:

Missy said...

Try an eye roll too. It really accentuates the sighs. I've become quite good at this over the last almost 11 years. Trust me. ;)